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gay retard day

Yo bro, today is your day!
What?
It’s National Gay Retard Day!
by Don’s Grandpa October 3, 2022
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weather confused retard

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."
by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014
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Stupid Fucking Retard

When someone is so stupid, so fucking idiotic, so fucking retarded that you have to go back to 2008 and pull out the "You're a stupid fucking retard" card to prove a point in a conversation with them.
Oh, you know Omair, yeah, Omair from my workplace? He's a Stupid Fucking Retard of the highest calibur!
by Annoymous Shit Poster September 21, 2021
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Mean to a retard

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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National Kiss a retard day

A day to give a retard a kiss, to show how much you love them
It’s national kiss a retard day, *mwah*
by idiot10894 December 20, 2022
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social retard

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
by internetless December 25, 2015
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