Queef

a fart that is stuck in your front butt

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.

by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022

pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.

Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef

by timetrain December 7, 2015

Queef

An airy fart coming out of the pussie

My pussie stanks I queefed!

by KingSavage997 April 25, 2017

queef hornet

A pretenious girl that no one likes who finds a fascination in queefing around others.

Damn man, that new girl Felicia is a queef hornet.

by Xyzqwert June 11, 2017

Queef nugget

a queef nugget is the stage after intercorse where the male exits and the female queefs a nugget that she has been hiding since 10 years of age plops onto the bed

ooooo yummy a queef nugget

by wetslimypum December 14, 2024

Re-queef

The act of a man farting into a woman’s vagina and then she queefs his fart out of her vagina.

I know she loves me because she’s giving me a re-queef tonight.

by Nastyoldcouple October 15, 2025

quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.

1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024