pitchfork'd

Being on the receiving end of pointy pitchfork.
This is what you're bound to get if you mess someone from the south.
Known to be 2 to 6 times as effective as stabbing someone. The degree of effectiveness depends on the number, spacing and length of the tines on the pitchfork.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's that sticking out of your back?"
Dude 2: "My sorry ass got pitchfork'd!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

pitchaman

Term for a typical internet racist.
He also thinks urghey.

<You> Hello there, Pitchaman!
<Pitchaman> URGHEY YWh refhsghsdhwrfhefjtnteg tjerthjert/

by demizon June 23, 2007

Pitching D

the act of throwing a flamming douche bag at someone and hitting them either in the face or crotch.

Yesterday john was pitching D with will.

by Lucious12345 February 6, 2008

Hag Patch

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.
Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.

"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"

by Dann The Man September 20, 2006

whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

punkin patch

a person who has alotta hair on thier body

Dang that chick is a straight up punkin patch

by Shaia T January 6, 2008