Pillow Pillows

A long pillow, used by a lot of people, but isn’t available in hotels and english speaking countries. You hug the pillow when you sleep, because you have no b*tches.

Anto: The hotel sucks. It didn’t even have a pillow pillows

by Azbojrn July 10, 2022

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

sick pillow

a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)

daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”

mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear

by Terriaki July 25, 2022

Pillow God

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.

Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God

by SunkOne June 8, 2022

Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022