Saint Patrick's Day

The feast day of the patron saint of ireland. Great because you get off school and/or work (in Ireland at least) and you have an excuse to swear a lot, drink a lot and be patriotic to the emerald isle. The parades are brilliant craic and remember to wear green... =

Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =

"Are ye coming down to the Saint Patrick's Day parade in Cork?"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"

by hermanthevikingfish March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick's vermin

A vintage slur for Irishmen, dating back to the huge wave of Irish immigration to America in the 19th century.

Saint Patrick's vermin are stealing the jobs from decent, hardworking Americans.

by drunkenbastard June 12, 2009

Saint Patrick's Day

An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.

Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.

Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."

by isuckaeye March 17, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.

Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.

by chicadona March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick's DUI

A more realistic name for Saint Patrick's Day.

"Oh, dude! I totally got a ticket on Saint Patrick's DUI. That cop is such a douche; he was drunk too."

by Jarvis Stampton April 4, 2009

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011