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owen

a guy who is stinky and very short. Has anger issues.
wow that kid is such an owen
by Lordoftherings1fan April 23, 2024
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Owen Frye

The rowdiest man in Greene County. He owns a 6/4 power-stroke, disses on 6/7 and 6/0 power-strokes, and drinks diesel. He just might even be the rowdiest man in the galaxy, or the multiverse. He is also the son of THE Jon Frye.
Ex. "Oh my god!" "There goes Owen Frye, the rowdiest man in Greene County!" "I hear he puts diesel in his cereal..."
Ex. "Is that Owen Frye?" "You mean the son of THE Jon Frye?!?" "HOLY MACKEREL!"
by ZazaSmoker420 May 12, 2024
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National Give an Owen Big Turks Day

On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.
Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!
by Ojoe May 21, 2024
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Owen and Jeff

Owen loves Jeff. Jeff is Owen’s dad. Family. A father son bond is unlike any other bond.
Owen and Jeff are not complete without one another.
by Michkfg23 October 26, 2025
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Owen Price

A fucking legend that crashes out about pointless shit and abuses his teacher mentally and he is fucking insane bro…….BALLLLLLSSSSSSSS
by Rocket Balls October 27, 2025
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Owenism

A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.

In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.

Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
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by Exoticx17 November 2, 2025
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Owen Grady complex

People who think that they can immediately befriend wild, undomesticated animals. Named after Owen Grady, the main protagonist of Jurassic World, who is known for sticking his hand out to stop his raptors from attacking him
Did you hear that Jack got mauled to death by a lion he saw on a safari trip?”

“I have.” Omg, he has such an Owen Grady Complex”
by SHSL ??? November 15, 2025
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