dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
by da doctar September 04, 2008
A stick approximately 8 inches long and 3/4 inch in diameter, with a gradual taper at one end of about two inches whose primary function is to replace the index finger actuated shifting mechanism in a planetary rear hub English 3-speed bicycle shifter. The tapered end of is placed between the shifter arm and the rear axle and can be moved up or down to shift the gears.
The shifter cable on the K-mart brand three-speed was frozen from years of non-use, thus requiring a stick shifter for changing gears.
by John Bigboote October 03, 2005
"i was like i don't know who this blaine guy is, but apparently he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream"
by uptownseblaine April 18, 2021
A toy, made of a wooden tube with a dowel rod attached to a bullet-shaped cone. The dowel has a notch near the free end so that when it is inserted into the wooden tube, the notch is supposed to hook over a rubber band passed through the tube near the far end from the opening. It is called an "Idiot stick" because the dowel is not long enough to hook the rubber band so that when it is pulled out it will snap back into the tube when released. The operator must squeeze the bullet end and thereby propel the dowel back with the illusion it is being done by the rubber band. The "victim" will try for a long time to hook the rubber band, therefore looking like an idiot--especially when it is finally explained to him!
Search for "idiot stick" and you will find pictures of them for sale under Americana or folk crafts.
by Doc Conner January 04, 2009
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