motherzoned

It's like when you get friendzoned, except they treat you like a mother instead of a friend.

"You have something on your chin." *wipes it off*
"Aww, you're so nice to me. You could be my mom."
*to someone else* "Dude, he just motherzoned me!"

by aditer March 22, 2013

Mother Russian

A wonderfully delicious cocktail composed of Vodka, Kahlua and breast milk!

A cocktail created when no dairy was available but a lactating friend came to the rescue and hence created Mother Russians.

by punham November 24, 2013

Mother Google

Just as Mother Goose was our source for answers to childhood questions Mother Google is the adult version.

I've never heard of that kind of car. I'm going to Mother Google it right now.

by Fizgig11 January 5, 2014

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.

Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!

by Titty sprinkles. June 24, 2009

House Mother

A pseudo parental figure for youth that have been disowned by their biological parents. Usually associated with the “same-sex” communities.

“I don’t talk to my parents anymore, my house- mom house mother has been there for me.”

by Huronnative September 16, 2019

Bad Ass Motherfuckery

–adjective

1.) an exemplary display of overt confidence and mettle; usually characterized by invulnerability to any form of weakness and/or disdain for authority

2.)i.e the act of being "a bad ass motherfucker"

American Soldier (talking to President*): "So yea, my unit was pinned down by heavy enemy fire. I was shot 15 times and took an RPG to the face, but I managed to drag all 20 men to safety while taking out enemy combatants with nothing but throwing knives and bubble gum."

President: "I am utterly amazed by your Bad Ass Motherfuckery! Can I polish your medals, sir?"

by NoTsoReal February 26, 2011