Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.

Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!

by 420Bigboi69 June 4, 2019

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max mody

Short for Maxium Mody, the GOAT of highschool basketball. Used to describe somebody who excels in something.

Zain: “I just got a 100% on my Calc test!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”

Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”

by mshahonlydubs April 2, 2023

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Max Delphine

sexy beast. Obsessed with KFC and adores cream of chicken. Role plays as Belle Delphine hence the name. Alleged massive cranium and very genius (lies). Defo can't carry on games also. Is in a passionate and intimate polyamorous relationship with daddy pritz and flynn rider. Massive simp. Thinks he can win in a fight against katherine pfftttt

James Charles is hot- Max Delphine

by katie.geo November 4, 2020

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max bui

the overlord of dance and ladies' panties. someone who can make a girl go "Mmmh" just by shining his Red Lights.

girl 1: "did you see that guy dance in brno last night?"
girl 2: "omg yes, my panties got all wet, he's such a max bui"

by lexpumas September 20, 2022

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Max bradley

A lovely young man who has a nice long cock that i love sucking on he likes boys and fingers himself with his sisters finger he does boxing and fucls kim kardashian and kylie jenner every 2nd day

That lad max bradleys dicl is so long and hard he was the best shag ive had in a long time ohhhhh im cumming just saying his name-kim kardashian 2019

by Jake gibbons loves 69 with sen December 28, 2019

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