kinky lesbian

any male with a purple dick who identifies as a lesbian

Johnny: "Hey Anthony, are you a kinky lesbian?"

Anthony: "Yeah, my dick is purple."

by lesbian 9 year old November 18, 2021

atomic lesbian

A woman so homosexual that she radiates a field of lesbianism, affecting everyone in a three mile radius.

She was like a fucking atomic lesbian, man! I was like six blocks away with my girlfriend, and she left me for some puss

by lesbianlooker 696969xxx September 13, 2014

hey lesbians

something you’d call the furriest nicest drippy secy baka person ever 🤣🤣🤣

person 1 omg ur so hey lesbians

person2 let’s marry that’s so sweet.

person 1 heylesbians and i are mutuals

person 2 woah let’s get marri so hot so cool

by xoe101 March 12, 2021

Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 2, 2019

lesbian repellent

A spray to keep the lesbians away

Girl where is my lesbian repellent

by A.DDY June 3, 2016

Lesbian Virus

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.

p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE

by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022

typical lesbian

a woman who is interested in other women but only owns her clothes and a cat.

I have a cat and I am a typical lesbian

by Fitto August 9, 2015