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Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
by mel268 July 7, 2010
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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
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internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
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Internet Cajones

To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls
A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"
by Roger_5000 October 23, 2012
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No internet game

The no internet game that has somehow has turned into an internet meme

You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet
Friend:shit I have no internet

Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right
by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019
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internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
by sming January 8, 2010
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the internet in 1969

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.
Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.
by MiyamotoFanatic2009 April 20, 2018
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