no rice no dice

When your in a relationship and the person your going out with does not talk to you.

My boyfriend no rice no dices me all the time.

by Gaberial McCartney February 22, 2009

Red Beans and Rice

Sex move to derive fetishistic pleasure. During coitus, woman kicks man as hard as she can in the kidneys, during his ejaculation. Male then proceeds to pull out, and releases spray of cum and blood on females face. Female then proceeds to lap up the blood and cum mixture.

Dude 1: Why do you keep clutching your side, bro?
Dude 2: You should have been there man, Susan made me give her a Red Beans and Rice last night.

by ILICKDUCKS June 05, 2015

Chicken Fried Rice

An Asian Crossed With A Negro

Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.

by sheltonisahomo October 05, 2006

like stink on rice

For certain.

This phrase was used in a Home Movies episode.

I will be there like stink on rice.

by Nomad Ninja September 28, 2007

Shrimp Fried Rice

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

by B October 27, 2004

black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 24, 2005

Three Rice Special

A toilet bowl containing feces, urine, and semen. Commonly found in the military.

"Don't go into stall three, someone left a three rice special in there."

by TheDur May 08, 2019