Crotch Rice

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.

It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.

by Morris Michael O'Toole May 24, 2008

no rice no dice

When your in a relationship and the person your going out with does not talk to you.

My boyfriend no rice no dices me all the time.

by Gaberial McCartney February 21, 2009

Chicken Fried Rice

An Asian Crossed With A Negro

Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.

by sheltonisahomo October 24, 2006

like stink on rice

For certain.

This phrase was used in a Home Movies episode.

I will be there like stink on rice.

by Nomad Ninja October 13, 2007

Shrimp Fried Rice

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

by B October 26, 2004

black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 27, 2005

Rice Krispie Syndrome

Rice krispie Syndrome- An ailment in which there is a snap, crackle or pop noise coming from ones joints when movement of the afflicted joints occur.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.

When Steve Benard McWrong bent down to pick up his car keys that he had dropped, his knees snap, crackled and popped. Steve should go the doctor because he may have Rice Krispie Syndrome.

by Lord of the lift March 30, 2014