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hacker

Anyone who wins against you in a video game.

1) This allegation can always be used to cover up the fact that you don't have that perfect win record. 2) Even the victory of AI (computer-controlled) enemies can be ascribed to hacking.
1) Nice Gamer: hey congrats on winning your last 79 out of 100 games
Pissed Gamer: i woulda won 100 if it wasnt for those hackers

2) Pissed Gamer: i hate single player games!

Nice Gamer: but i thought you liked Skyrim
Pissed Gamer: i used to, but those fukin' Draugr are a buncha hackers!
by Vindicator Phoenix February 5, 2017
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HackerMan

The most awesome hacker of the w0rld.

He helped a man called "Kung Fury" to to track a phone call.
Since then he helped him defeat a man called "Adolf Hitler"
(Watch the movie "Kung Fury" to find out more

He hax time
He hax life

~Apagando las luces
Kung Fury: I need to go back in time, to nazi-germany
Hackerman: I can Hack you back in time.
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Kung Fury: What happened?
Hackerman: I hacked you back to life.
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Hackerman: I can trace that call!
by Tomentos February 22, 2017
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Hackersnacks

When you turn your keyboard upside down and bang it out on the desk. Then you have some snacks you can eat if you are hungry.
Durrf: While I could get up to get real food, I'm on a roll with this code so I'm just going to much on hackersnacks for a while. I had some doritos the other day so I should be good.
by Teknos May 5, 2017
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hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2
dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE
by porkhooker June 6, 2017
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hooker

Noun. An occupational title designating a human* who exchanges sexual acts for currency*

*Usually
That hooker cost so many bananas, but his fellatio prowess was worth it.
by raebeanie September 29, 2017
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Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.
Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017
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