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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.
by kingofanthills@gmail.com December 6, 2021
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Replacement girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend
“My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend
by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023
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Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
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Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley
dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game
by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019
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Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022
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Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.
A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!
by leadrock December 4, 2022
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