The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 04, 2022
A Tumblr URL. The owner of this blog roleplays as the character of Jack Frost from the movie, Rise of the Guardians. This user has astonishing talents, and is admired by many and more to come.
OMG, there needs to be a fic where Jamie hears something under the bed and freaks out, thinking it’s Pitch until Jack rolls out like the little acrobatic shit he is and is like “sup?” -nose-nippin-fun
by jackfrostthespiritofwinter September 18, 2013
its a fun fact girl
by Hoe Jibbs and Ben Kerg October 17, 2009
by SoldierFinn44 April 09, 2014
bang out the fun bus. get your hommies places fast ! drive like madman. roll over ppl in the way of your massive vehicle the sunderer
by petrella May 17, 2004
Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.
by NanoIsSuperior January 04, 2021
A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.
B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.
C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.
B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.
C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.
A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."
B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"
C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."
B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"
C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."
by hootertooter11 April 16, 2009