It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

Megan 'Angie' Ryan; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Megan 'Angie' Ryan; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

first great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent's female first cousin.

My first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

its not stealing if he did it first

when someone steals your content so you steal theirs back so its equal and not stealing

pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ

*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first

by Sebby294 May 2, 2021