fat cough 

when you walk up a set of stairs and you're out of breath but you don't want to look like you're out of shape so you cough to make it look like your sick.

Person 1: Why does john have to fat cough when we're walking down stairs.

Person 2: He's 500 pounds give him a break.

fat cough by asdfhk;' November 2, 2011

fat amish doinks 

Super fat, well-rolled blunts

Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.

fat amish doinks by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

Fat neek 

Fat neek is a person with a big forehead and a shit trim

Fynley Bailey has a shit trim, and his forehead is huge what a fat neek

Fat neek by Big man Derrick ini March 5, 2020

fat joe 

fat ass "rapper" who's day begins and ends at mickydees

lean *pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he leans*

fat joe by emmanem April 1, 2005

fat cap 

A spray-paint can tip that sprays a heavy stream for coloring.

fat cap by Basic November 11, 2002

fat tranny 

A tranny ( transexual ) boy whos overweight or obese in size and body fat. Someone who's a transexual as well as very corpulent.

Vitale is an overweight fat tranny.

fat tranny by 39849384374 May 16, 2008

Fat Damon

Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".

Guy1: "Hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. Looks like she's getting Fat Damoned at the bar."

Guy2: Approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a retarded voice, "Faaaaaat Daaaaamon."

Fat Damon by vector 2518 SBS January 11, 2011