mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
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by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

big hoop earrings

Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.

(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.

by Woodwork November 23, 2015

one eared dog

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.

Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.

by rexcars May 27, 2009

give the third ear

(verb) to have a polite conversation with someone who is trying very hard to socialize with you

when a person with asperger's syndrome tries to talk to you about his interests, you will most likely give the third ear

when a woman is afraid to be a bitch, she will give a guy the third ear

by Vitaman J June 7, 2011

staining my ear

someone who talks you to death, sometimes called "landing the plane"

She kept droning on and on, staining my ear about her old boyfriend

by c dubs April 30, 2005

South Philly Ears

The stereotype that all people from South Philly have unusually small ears.

You could tell where he grew up because he had South Philly Ears , that were way to small for his head.

by lgoh March 7, 2017