douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

douchebag shirt

A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.

Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."

Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."

by tjw7 January 22, 2009

douchbagadassholeosis

It is the illness that most husbands succumb to after being married for quite some time. It is common to find in older balding men who don't get enough sex!

My husband is suffering from douchbagadassholeosis and needs medication.

by Sothrnbel3 August 18, 2009

douchebag

A jerk; a mean or rude person; An idiot, a dim-witted person; An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth

some who boast a lot so you would say shut up you ''douchebag''

by Boon_RI September 12, 2009

Douche Bag

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.

Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.

by saintcomedy February 28, 2010

Joe Douchebag

A generic term for an individual with less-than-desirable qualities. Can also apply to an individual who has done something directly offensive to another. Usually employed when the name of the individual is not known, and it is typically used with disdain.

I can't believe that Joe Douchebag gave me a speeding ticket the other day. He was totally hating on me because of my out-of-state license plate!

What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.

by BizzleForShizzle March 9, 2009