David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life
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The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.
David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
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David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
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