by OfficialistDaveNoCap April 28, 2022
Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.
Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.
by I’m sexy and I know it December 23, 2021
A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
by Mathsbot November 04, 2021
by Djejevfjdianbwgd June 03, 2020
The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).