Penis Cracker

When your man-hood is a right angled.

Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend

by Doug Danger March 28, 2003

Cracker

Originally the word cracker came from Central Florida with cattle drivers who "cracked" their bull whips. The sound of the whip breaking the sound barrier is with sparked the name.

Florida cracker, a Florida native descended from early pioneer settlers
Georgia cracker, a Georgia native descended from early pioneer settlers

Mary: "He uses a whip to drive the cattle."
Phil: "So that's why he's called a cracker."

by petitxgateau July 9, 2011

nabisco cracker

A really cool guy

"Benny is so cool; he's a Nabisco cracker."

by Ken Campbell April 16, 2004

cracker

1. A term used historically to refer to a slave master who would beat his slaves with a whip while calling them nigger.A term carrying no historical pain for white people; that doesn't mock their land of ancestry. Thus far from equal to the word nigger (misused as it may be). Used by some people, to refer to white people out of aggitation or bursts of anger.

2. A person who complains about not getting to use the "n" word thus showing their concealed racism. A.K.A. a closet racist(refer to number 5)

3. A person in an elevated position simply due to being Caucasian.

4. A white racist

Is that cracker burning a cross on Jones lawn? Oh hell naw.

That cracker Shelby needs to stop asking me if we're close enough for her to call me nigga.

I can't believe that cracker Billy Joe is the manager after three damn weeks. I been working here for five years!

Cloaked Man:We're here to linch you's niggers.
Black Man: Damn, it's those KKK crackers, run!!!

by Bringer of Truth June 22, 2008

cracker

Originally the term was given to white residents of the state of Florida. It is in reference to the fact that even white people bake brown in the sun. It later became a derogatory term black people use for white people all over the country.

'With all the race baiting Washington has been throwing out, the homies and the crackers are throwing down.'

by Von Druid February 20, 2014

Crackerfest

When a bunch of racist ass white people gather in a group and socialize.

Guy 1: look at all those ignorant crackers jist standing there.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's a real crackerfest. Let's not go over there.

Niggerfest
Dumbass
Racist
Bitchass
FuckRacists

by TayDub August 11, 2016