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Bowling for Chocolate

The act of sliding testicals into someone asshole. Thus covering the testicals in shit.
Jesus tossed his balls in Pepe's ass. Dude was bowling for chocolate!
by Mythical Sausage January 5, 2009
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Chocolate Chimney Sweep

A homosexual; a gentleman who enjoys clearing out a fellow gentleman's "chimney". The exchange of monies is not always necessary. The term is derived from the chocolate colour of the "chimney"
"Shut up Steve, you chocolate chimney sweep." or "Go sweep some chocolate chimneys you fudge packing ass bandit."
by Andy M December 4, 2003
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chocolate bar

The act of engaging in anal intercourse and the women defacates on the man's penis. Then, she sucks the feces of the man's penis as if it was a choclate bar.
Man: Hey, babe you want a chocolate bar.
Woman: As long as it is king size.
by g snott's peak March 20, 2009
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Chocolate Swirl

The process of sticking your cock, finger, toe, tongue, nose, and/or fist, in a woman's (or man's if your into that kind of thing) anal cavity and heaving your whole body in a circular motion.
Steve gave Catherine/Carl a Chocolate Swirl that was so intense it tore a hole the size of a grapefruit that continuously bled and became quite infested with bacteria, fungi, crabs, yeast, and pubic hair; and discharge. Eventually leading to her/his sexual demise and rue.
by dairy whore 6969 February 17, 2008
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Frozen Chocolate Banana

To shit into a condom, insert a stick, freeze it, peel off the condom and penetrate your partner then eating the remaining thawed out feces with your partner.
Miranda: Hey man what do you wanna do?

Tay: I dont know. Do you want a Frozen Chocolate Banana?

Miranda: Sure

( 30 mins later )

Miranda: Wow! and theres enough for dessert!
by FTB_5831 February 24, 2010
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chocolate fondue

removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker
After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.
by RadMDMarc December 17, 2008
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