three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016

three white teenagers

Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.

The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.

Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'

Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'

by ovecka_cg November 23, 2016

Chili Three Way

When a threesome has sex while covered in chili. Can be expanded to a chili four way or chili five way with 1 or 2 more partners. Add beans or cheese as needed.

Guy: hey want to do a chili three way with that hot chick over there
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline

by Derfouteur February 2, 2021

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

three tequila lauren

Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.

Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!

by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012