by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
