think

what you normally do after you mess something up bad... if we could go back in time thinking would happen more often, as it is, its more of an afterthought that should have happened before you did it.

i think that if you would have thought about it you wouldn't have done it...

No, really? (does he ever think?)

by Short Stuf (again) July 25, 2004

Twinkie Defense

A defense tactic which seeks to excuse someone's behavior by evading responsibility. In the actual case, the defense effectively blamed the actions of the defendant on too much sugar derived from eating Twinkies.

I am not buying into your Twinkie Defense.

by CDA gf November 9, 2009

Twinkies

Twins; People who dress, act, talk the same, or just like the same things.

"You like unicorns too?? We're twinkies!!"

by Twinkie#1 January 12, 2013

Twinkle Tits

When an obese man has rather large man boobs that get so sweaty they twinkle in the sun light.

"Oh man, Brian should wipe his twinkle tits, he's blinding me!"

by Gunther Gumball February 22, 2008

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011