goofing on a triangle

When you're batshit crazy and make up expressions to explain things that make no sense.

Q: Why did you put the cat in the freezer?
A: Oh, I was just goofing on a triangle

by xXxDriftking420xXx August 2, 2017

situ-bae-tion

When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.

Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.

by think on it September 18, 2017

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

URBAN DIC-TIONARY

THIS IS A GIANT DIC-TIONARY

URBAN DIC-TIONARY
IS SCREWED UP IN TEH BUTT

by MLG DONUT June 7, 2018

The London Triangle

Peckham, East Dulwich, Herne Hill - the three pillars of South East London civilisation and also the home of the infamous, the incongruous, the alternatives alternative, the Power Triangle (and friends). Since the New York years PT has been here there and everywhere, but now they're home and reside in The London Triangle. Often spotted having a sweet sweet ale at the ever enduring EDT, or supping on a Crafty over a juicy burger or two at the Brick Brewery or simply kicking back whilst soaking up the rays at the best sun trap in London provided by the Princey R, PT like to hang in the place they are proud to call home.

That place, you know, where PT are from....The London Triangle

Damn, I want to live in The London Triangle

by TheHawkinEastDulwichNow July 19, 2018

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018