Tom Holland

A hot british boy who makes everyone laugh and plays spiderman as a character. He also makes girls wet.

Tom Holland wants to fuck me.

by Markiplyer43375 June 15, 2018

Poor Tom

A character from Shakespeare's King Lear. Really just Edgar in disguise.

"Poor Tom's acold!"
"Pooooooooooooooooooooor Tom!"

by Steve5000 October 29, 2005

Weeping Tom

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.

"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"

by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006

Tom Holland

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Spider-man.

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being burned badly in a cartoon.

"My good grades Tom Hollanded away after school started"

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Tom Daley

World Champion Olympic Diver
Won loads of meadals
Mary quinn will marry him :)

PERSON ONE: Have you heard of tom daley

PERSON TWO; OF COURSE

by ilovetomdaley December 19, 2009

TOM GRESH

THE ORIGINAL MAN WHORE HAS NO PROBLEM HAVING SEX WITH AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE.ONCE A VERY POPULAR SINGER NOW KNOWN FOR HIS STINTS AT THE KAROKE BARS.WOMEN LOVE HIM AND MOST MEN HATE HIM.HE IS AN ENIGMA.

BOY I WISH I WAS TOM GRESH HE HITS EVERYTHING

by DR X 6969 1969 February 3, 2009

Tom and Jerry

A Tom and Jerry is a traditional Christmas time cocktail in the United States, devised by British journalist Pierce Egan in the 1820s. It is a variant of eggnog with brandy and rum added and served hot, usually in a mug or a bowl.

"I'll have 2 pints of lager and a Tom and Jerry, thanks Guv'ner'

by karientoch March 18, 2019