Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley August 15, 2008

Dot Book Tan

The annoying tan line one gets usually after Band Camp. No matter how much sunscreen is applied to the neck region, there will always be a differentiation in skin tone.

Dude, look at my fucking ridiculous dot book tan line.

by Pequannockbandgeek94 July 22, 2010

The Book Of Fairy Tales

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.

Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!

by /b/ro May 18, 2009

Cunt-book-bitch

An insult of the highest caliber. Invented and used in locally Glen Allen, Virginia.

Dude, you're such a cunt-book-bitch.

by UNKNOWN August 18, 2004

Pop-up-book

A term used to describe a person who keeps popping up out of no where.

God, you are everywhere like a damn pop-up-book!

by RizDieser December 07, 2006

face book whore

someone who adds random people that have only heard of or

there friends met along time ago and have alot of people they dont know

when someone has 1000 friends and they really only have 100 that they no because they cant live with knowing there losers that is a face book whore

by johnpppppppppppp December 04, 2009

Get Booked

To get slaped/punched with a book, or any other paper object, in a face or any other body part.

Person A: Hey, can you com...
Person B: (slaps Person A with a book) Get Booked !

by LordReaper2k November 23, 2016