turtle tail

Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

your bright-eyed and bushy tailed

in awe

= "hi"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"

by Janell Ann September 23, 2009

tail

when reffering to anal sex it is the end of the turd which has not totally dropped down to the end of the colon.

I was screwing my girlfriend in the ass and I caught some tail.
I was fingering this chicks ass and I got a tail.

by Ray L August 9, 2004

chasing your tail

tryin to back a female that you had in the past.

Man, that chick dont want you no more. stop chasing your tail

by eagles930 January 14, 2009

tail feather

dat ting dat nellys shakin'

by breadbin October 31, 2003

monkey tail

the squirts

oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

by frec June 16, 2004