summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

summer pudding

When you get a period clot in your pad

Kara: I had such a heavy period, I even got a summer pudding !

by HarryLast69 October 2, 2016

Summer

If one more person fucking calls me Winter, autumn, spring or dummer i might just murder everyone in 2.5 seconds

Gay fag- “Hey, Winter”

Summer- “Im actually going to slit your neck if you do that one more time”

by Not winter December 6, 2023

Summer

Austens fav ❤️

Summer is austens fav person in life ❤️

by Austoony November 17, 2022

Summers

The last name of a complete dumbass and shitlord

God, he must be a Summers

by Hoe the Second April 5, 2019

Summer daniels

A blonde girl who died her hair orange and looks great with orange hair

“You know that girl summer daniels who died her hair orange.”
“Yea she looks AMAZING.”

by Anonymous_One Ethan July 3, 2022

Summer Ann Mckenzie

A girl with the cutest face and sexiest body and dirtiest mind that loves Romeo lignell and hates video games jk

Summer Ann McKenzie; noun, big booty sexy girl

Romeo: damn look at summer sexy ass body I love her face.

*skip to her

Summer: I love that guy over there
Friend: who
Summer: Romeo

by Summers_dildo July 29, 2018