New England Steam Drifter

When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.

Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!

by McBoogerballs April 15, 2010

catch that steam

Get Money / Good Luck / Have a nice day

Adam: "Alright i gotta go get a cat."
Matt: "Word, catch that steam."

by Custy McDougal November 22, 2010

Reverse Dutch Steamboat

While engaging in anal sex with your partner, ejaculate inside them. Withdraw quickly spread their bum-cheeks and get a close up of their rusty sheriff's badge.

Tell you partner you are ready then wait, as they spray out a mixture of semen and farticles all over your face.

Aye, myself and Jane performed a textbook Reverse Dutch Steamboat last night... I can still taste it.

by Ditherer78 July 28, 2016

Cold Spring Harbor Steamer

the act of complaining about your parents divorce while wearing vineyard vines and shitting on your purebred dogs face. Only hood ass csh kids can perform this dangerous act as most people in the cold spring harbor school district are offended by anything.

Yo I heard that kid performs the cold spring harbor steamer on his purebred dog.

by The hole destroyer March 11, 2019

jamaican steambox

this is when you take a dump in the bathroom and proceed to have a shower. the steam from the shower amplifies the odor, and it is always an unpleasant surprise for whoever strolls in the bathroom next

fuck man! did you just jamaican steambox the bathroom? that's disgusting

by mermanny September 18, 2005

Steam It

A phrase used as the phrase 'make it happen' would be used. Steam it is a derivitive of steaming the wagon. Steam it can be used in any situation from sports, relationships, jobs, etc.

Steam it can be used instead of countless verbs.

Guy #1: I don't know if I should go out with Nichole.
Guy #2: Dude, steam it.

Guy #1: Hey, did you steam that new job?
Guy #2: Sure did. Hired me on the spot.

I think we should steam Red Lobster for dinner.

When in doubt, steam it!

by Milt Deezy May 26, 2007

Easton Steamer

When a girl drops a steaming hot dump on your pillow right before you go to bed.

Becky left me a Easton Steamer last night and now I have to wash my hair.

by cz2100 April 21, 2010