Vertical Smile

Illinois vulgar slang for twat

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Trump Smile

The fake smile most people make when they cross path with other people. This smile is usually made by socially awkward people and Caucasians.

R: Don't you hate when people Trump Smile you?

M: What's that?

R: That's that fake smile most white folks be doing when you see them in public when they feel awkward.

by RaphDaGwapMan July 17, 2018

Concreters Smile

A concreters smile occurs when an individual exposes the top most part of their buttocks to another presumably unsuspecting person within eye view. This has also been called a plumbers crack, or a partial mooning.

"So Billy-bob when down to pick up his burrito and next thing you know he was giving me concreters smile!"

by Dremond Green August 12, 2018

Pocket smiler

1. Someone who stares from at people from a distance.

2. Stalker.

Steven is such a pocket smiler. He’s always staring at me and always asking where I’m at.

by TheBigOneInyourMom August 19, 2018

Grassy Smile

When somebody eats an edible, most prominently a weed brownie and some of the weed gets stuck in between your teeth.

Guy1: Duuuuude I ate this wicked pot cake a couple of minutes ago
Guy2: That explains why you have a grassy smile

by Shitomaniac September 14, 2018

meat smile

The persistent grin after eating multiple types of meat products.

After attending the smoke your meat fest Jeff had a giant meat smile for hours.

by Dmgmil September 23, 2018