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The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.
Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man
by BeijingMo May 12, 2010
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post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.
Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...
by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010
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what a silencer

when someone tells a bad joke that isnt funny
talon says "and your mom is ugly" Cougar says "what a silencer" everyone else agrees. gets a laugh out of the person saying what a silencer instead of the actaul joke
by coug a loug March 24, 2011
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Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.
"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"
by DK0713 July 13, 2012
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Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017
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Ice cream silence

The period of time when excessive noise from children (typically a group) ceases due to ice cream consumption.
The noise level of the birthday party was interrupted with the ice cream silence.
by Tim Fielder November 10, 2018
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