Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.

My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying

by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022

Perfum shop

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else

Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there

by Le on December 13, 2019

Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

shop talk

When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.

shop talk example:

Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"

by MacElster September 15, 2022

The Candy Shop 2.0

By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by ILOVEWEED69 April 8, 2022

Screen Shopping

Window shopping but on a device.

I was screen shopping for Christmas gift ideas.

by Bri. April 25, 2025