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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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Texan sandwich

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
by FRYZE March 7, 2023
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brother sandwich

When two brothers with massive cocks have you cute little guy pinned between them all the way down to St. Louis
These guys have me in a big ole brother sandwich
by brothersandwich77 January 31, 2023
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sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.
by Dr McG December 18, 2022
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silver sandwich

a sexual act involving two younger partners and an older person in the middle
Did you hear about Tanner and Jeff? They got that old lady from the walgreens in a silver sandwich last night.
by Bashticle December 30, 2022
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Fish Sandwich

A Polygamist woman with 2 husbands
"Gottdamnit, BillyBob y'all shouldnta married that tramp y'all making a fish sandwich outta her"
by Psykrates January 6, 2023
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Side Sandwich

When the contents of your sandwich are so gloriously filling, they fail to be completely contained by the breading they’re held together in, and end up sticking out on the sides, as well as sometimes the back of your sandwich, advertising a glimpse of the delicious ingredients that lie within.
Johnny: You haven’t eaten your sandwich yet.

Blair: I am, I’m just working on my side sandwich first.
by Boi Idek November 13, 2018
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