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Robert

If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.

Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
by CyanideAngel December 16, 2021
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Robert

Robert is smart, intelligent, loyal, trustworthy, hot, and nice. If your ever friends with someone like that, dont let them go. They will be your friend until you die.
Robert is a amazing and caring person
by Killuaaa February 6, 2021
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Joshua Robert

A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.
by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021
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Robert

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite
by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020
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Robert Merkel

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.
by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018
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Robert McMorine

He is clapped
You see Robert McMorine, he's a bit clapped
by Crammy1029 September 26, 2020
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