no rice no dice

When your in a relationship and the person your going out with does not talk to you.

My boyfriend no rice no dices me all the time.

by Gaberial McCartney February 21, 2009

Crotch Rice

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.

It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.

by Morris Michael O'Toole May 24, 2008

Chicken Fried Rice

An Asian Crossed With A Negro

Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.

by sheltonisahomo October 24, 2006

like stink on rice

For certain.

This phrase was used in a Home Movies episode.

I will be there like stink on rice.

by Nomad Ninja October 13, 2007

Shrimp Fried Rice

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

by B October 26, 2004

black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 27, 2005

emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes

by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012