pineapple

a tropical fruit, often eaten before sex or head to make cum taste better.

girl~ daddy can i come over?

boy ~ only if you eat that pineapple first.

by wwertyv February 16, 2020

Pineappler

An uncouth individual, typically of low standards, who encourages the use of pineapple on savoury foods such as pizza. Also known as the anti-italian.

Plebeian 1: "I'm ordering Joe a margherita pizza, shall we put pineapple on it?"
Plebeian 2: "yeah go on, be a pineappler"

by Zumoku April 30, 2023

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineapple

word used to say you are about to send nudes

"hey gurl, pineapple for pineapple??"

by [e-mail] February 18, 2017

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022

Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.

Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.

by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018