Patrick Costelloe

Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.

Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10

by BladeAttack December 7, 2022

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023

Patrick

a sarcastic weirdo that always wears a hat or headphones

patrick is a total idiot
did u hear what patrick did to his cousin

by cooliodude420 January 6, 2023

Patrick

Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman

Oh no Patrick's coming

by Touchmeup February 24, 2023

Patrick and Josie

The best couple to exist.

Guy 1: Hey look at that couple
Guy 2: Thats Patrick and Josie
Guy 1: They're the best and cutest ever.

by itisnotfunnyanymore February 27, 2023

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Patrick bereznicki

Patrick bereznicki meaning “thick brows” aka red from angry birds

Damnnn u have Patrick bereznicki brows

by Honest.anne April 7, 2023