Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Crème Pudding Crème Château

dessert made of a mixture of cake and pudding, mostly caramel.
Originated from Chambly, Québec

i'll order half a pound of cream pudding cream castle.
Do you mean, Crème Pudding Crème Château?

by Canadian_Woodpiker December 3, 2021

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Rice Pudding

A dessert made from rice, milk, sugar and raisins.

Fuck Abbie! Put some raisins in the rice pudding!…

by JoveInvictus March 1, 2022

applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022