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Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.
Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!
by Socr8s August 26, 2012
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Hooker Pirate

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.
by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012
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parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
by JenDizzle March 6, 2012
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Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.
Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"
by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012
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Unsalted Pirate

A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet
The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.
by Charliesteel December 23, 2012
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crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.
Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.
by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014
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