phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

route beer

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.

St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!

by finallygettingpublished March 5, 2020

Ass-beer

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer

-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road

by km8 January 1, 2010

beer face

The condition where a person, usually female, who is normally not considered ugly, attains an uncharacteristic level of ugliness due to the over consumption of beer.

Dude it was sad.. that hottie drank so much Corona that she got beer faced.

by Harris G. December 24, 2007

beer parlour

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.

I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.

by Weens September 24, 2005

Devil Beer

Fancy craft beer which is at least 6.5% ABV or more that usually looks cloudy and often tastes like fruit salad.

I drank a four pack of Devil Beers last night and ended up passing out on my floor.

by TAVIRUS III December 19, 2019

Que Beer

Large glass beer that is used when barbequeing.

My dad always has a que beer when he is using the barbeque.

by Brewski. August 2, 2009