nepotism boyfriend

YT boy of the month, when their girlfriend’s hype pushes their dead-eyed stare directly into the spotlight. Also: a strategy for laundering a boyfriend’s allowance through songwriting credits.

Like a child “making cookies” with mother, it is possible that Nepotism Boyfriend threw in a handful of chocolate chips, so to speak, and, when mother told the family “Joey made these!,” he beamed with genuine pride.

by JZP26 May 17, 2022

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

National flash your boyfriend day!

Its a national day! Its official! April 26th is the official/flash your boyfriend day!. Go ahead and make your boyfriend smile by flashing him!

*snap* (flash) :O!
National flash your boyfriend day!

by Meowowowoowowo April 26, 2025

national show your titties to your boyfriend day

on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.

yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day

by youmboplo September 6, 2021

shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.

That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend

by CheeseFingerGuy May 28, 2024

boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013