A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
Get the elcapitan morganmug. An iconic YouTuber, who despite only debuting her iconic Social Blade quake infesting YouTube career in January 2018, has already garnered almost 700k subscribers as of March 2018. Her dark green Social Blade has Jake Paul and Logan Paul on stretchers. She is also the sister of YouTuber Ryland Adams and has collabed with the icon himself Shane Dawson.
Person 1: Have you seen Morgan Adams' new video?
Person 2: Omg yes, who hasn't?!
Person 3: She's so iconic!
Person 2: Right! Her Social Blade is so green. Literally Logan and Jake Paul who??
Person 2: Omg yes, who hasn't?!
Person 3: She's so iconic!
Person 2: Right! Her Social Blade is so green. Literally Logan and Jake Paul who??
by Pop Stan March 10, 2018
Get the Morgan Adamsmug. Morgan is a skank. But, she has a lovely halter dress. That behind is thanging. I would love to tap that.
by kmoney224 April 14, 2022
Get the Morganmug. Morgan is hot, cute, low-key freak and down right beautiful she loves her bf David with all her heart as he loves her just as much, Morgan just needs to be loved and given alot of love which I certainly will do.
by Davywavy November 23, 2021
Get the morgan kreibickmug. The most beautiful person on the face of earth. She is talented but is too shy to show it. She is beyond pretty but nobody can see it. She has lots of friends. You're lucky if your one of them!
by Hooman234567 January 27, 2022
Get the Morganmug. omg morgan is plotinums
by badgaljfdsahifaudsn March 4, 2021
Get the morganmug. morgan is sweet until you get to know her better then she turns on you faster than a king cobra. she starts to spread shit but the only thing she spreads faster than rumors is her fucking legs. she may not seem like that but she will send faster than you can spin your head. oh and she will try to steal your man shell say all this to make it sound like hes the bad guy but then shell go behind you back and snatch him so fast. oh and most of the time shes into girls to so girls watch you back!!!!
i meet this amazing girl named morgan- guy 1
no shes a hoe dont talk to her shell turn on you man- guy 2
no shes a hoe dont talk to her shell turn on you man- guy 2
by moe the big fat hoeeeeee December 18, 2017
Get the morganmug.