Monty Ammar

The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.

Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.

IUCN status: Near Threatened

CITES APPENDIX 1

Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair

by montyx23 March 24, 2023

Mommy Cormier

The sexy mother of Carl. Cheryl, but also Tessa. Hot mom

Chris: wow, look at that Hot chick
Hank: Yeah, she’s a real Mommy Cormier

Carl: cool & fun

by Carlthebartender April 1, 2023

mommy

lauren

~lauren *moan* LAUREN *moan* MOMMY LAUREN *groan* OH GOD LAUREN *comes*

by WHATALAUREN April 14, 2023

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

Mommy's rack

The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;

friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it

going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love

Mommy's rack: huge hooters

by Maybe be David April 19, 2023

mommy

mommy defines a certain girl by the name of saoirse who is extremely sexy and has big voluptuous mommy milkers and a sexy bod with a gorgeous face mommy is the sexiest person known to man she is the best ever and perfect in every way possible

i love my mommy

by mommy’s boy April 19, 2023