max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

Max Keogh

A man with a slightly larger penis than Mark Fleming (that's not saying much). Max has a tendency to be suspicious like an imposter from the hit video game Amog Us.

"Im gone to the bathroom to sword fight Max Keogh"

by MC Flanagan September 15, 2022

max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019

zak and max

they blow each other that’s it.

person one: did you see those guys blowing each other

person two: must be zak and max

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️

max payton is totally a furry.

by o5706 April 10, 2020

Max Trigg

He's a big Donny, gets all the chickadees, big booty cheeks with a Schlanger of a cock. Boss at skating. Beast at the love making and is VERY NICE! and a great success. big member which makes him the biggest giga chad and monster donny also kills rozzers.hes a big scata lad

wow hes such a max triggy scat dog

by Smogy Donny lad April 26, 2022

slutting to the max

When no stone is left unturned to become slutty.

Geez she's "slutting to the max"!

Eg: Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan

by doggy-g September 26, 2010