lesbians

the best thing god ever gave us

ohh those fucking lesbians make me want to jizz all over my nutsack

by steve nigga March 7, 2005

post-haircut lesbian look

The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.

Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.

by Michael LeSuer May 21, 2007

Lesbians

When thin, blonde, and russian, possibly the hottest thing on the face of the earth. But its ruined by people like Rosie Odonnel

Lesbians. im too lasy to rite one of these dumb example things

by Tom the Ninja May 3, 2009

male lesbian

somebody who identifies as a male calling themselves a lesbian.

male lesbians are not valid, lesbian is not an umbrella term.
lesbians cannot like men

non lesbians : i’m a male lesbian! :)

anybody who has common sense : kill yourself!

by vixlen July 17, 2021

Lesbian alignment

Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.

"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"

by Peter Von Schnitzel December 31, 2008

male lesbian

something that doesn't exist

male lesbians are straight men, no matter how you chop it up

by firefly juice July 17, 2022