goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

the knobber

Receiving a Blowjob with a door knob snuggly fit in your asshole.

While standing in front of the bathroom door , Bob received the knobber from his girlfriend who was sitting on the toilet.

by nnNNNjkhghkFGHJL;'POIUYTREDSXF February 28, 2017

knobbin

Knobbin someone- to be having sex with them.

Guy1: were was u last nite?
Guy2: I was knobbin my gf

by Funki May 13, 2005

knobster

Demented internet tail wagging imbicile.

Idiotic comments make you look like such a knobster.

by spookywagon December 27, 2006

knobtastic

1.) When one is being such a knob job that they take lameness to an entirely new level.

2.) Word to decribe someone who is fantastic at being a knob job.

3.) aka Knobtacular.

Krazy Karl: Dude! Can you do me a huge flavor?

Kyle: No.

Krazy Karl: Knobtastic.

by white cash October 20, 2006

knobwipe

1- an object for wiping your penis with

dear me oliver, must you use that knobwipe whilst i'm baking a puttanesca

by trollie November 24, 2006