by Tomzzy June 17, 2018
Get the Jordan Williamsmug. Jordan Higgins is a avid listener of justin bieber and is very mediocre at running and not so good at having sex more room to improve
by david gang May 27, 2022
Get the jordan higginsmug. Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013
Get the Michael Jordan Syndromemug. Did You See That Baddie over there Bro,Make sure you rack up those points to impress that baddie (Jordan Poole Effect)
by WillDog March 4, 2023
Get the Jordan Poole Effectmug. 1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.
1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
Get the Jordan is Stupid Monthmug. A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007
Get the Jordan Carey Listmug. when jordan's ex girlfriend goes on a rant about how ugly and whorebaggish the girl's on jordan's facebook wall and in his photos are.
katie went on a jordan slut rampage when she saw that lots of overly made up girls had been posting on jordan's wall.
by CamiKaze1106 August 31, 2011
Get the jordan slut rampagemug.